1 00:00:13,540 --> 00:00:14,459 Hey, Dad. 2 00:00:14,460 --> 00:00:15,460 Hey. 3 00:00:16,940 --> 00:00:17,940 Oh, you're happy. 4 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:20,540 Yeah. What time is Mr. 5 00:00:20,780 --> 00:00:21,960 John and Jenna coming over? 6 00:00:22,460 --> 00:00:24,180 They should be here in like half an hour. 7 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:25,779 You okay? 8 00:00:25,780 --> 00:00:28,920 Yeah. You happy? You excited? You got your big party with your little friend 9 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:31,700 coming over? I'm so excited, actually. It's a summer party. 10 00:00:32,020 --> 00:00:36,740 Well, just... Don't make too much noise, because I've really been looking forward 11 00:00:36,740 --> 00:00:37,459 to this game. 12 00:00:37,460 --> 00:00:40,880 So I want you girls to just stay in the other room so we can just watch the 13 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:41,880 game. But we're girls, Dad. 14 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:45,140 Aren't you friends with Mr. John? 15 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:48,360 Yeah, no, I am. I mean, it'll be good to see him, for sure. 16 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:50,720 It'll be the perfect time for you two to bond. 17 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:52,240 Oh, yeah. Is that what you think? 18 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:53,520 Mm-hmm. I do. 19 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:56,060 Yeah, so you spin it so it works out for you. 20 00:00:57,210 --> 00:01:00,090 Did you get my onesies that you ordered a while ago? 21 00:01:00,390 --> 00:01:02,870 Yeah, I got them. Actually, you know what? They came in the mail today. 22 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:05,710 Yes! Oh, my gosh. I'm so excited. 23 00:01:06,070 --> 00:01:07,450 All right, look. 24 00:01:08,890 --> 00:01:09,910 Don't embarrass me. 25 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:14,330 I'm not going to embarrass you. Just behave cool, all right? Okay, I won't be 26 00:01:14,330 --> 00:01:14,988 a brat. 27 00:01:14,990 --> 00:01:16,110 He's been a friend of mine forever. 28 00:01:16,470 --> 00:01:19,810 I'm not going to be that. I'll be on my best behavior. Okay. 29 00:01:20,290 --> 00:01:21,310 All right, go knock. 30 00:01:22,510 --> 00:01:23,830 Thank you for taking me. 31 00:01:24,050 --> 00:01:25,050 Mm-hmm. 32 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:31,250 Dad! Dad! 33 00:01:33,650 --> 00:01:40,310 How are you? Good? Oh, he's screaming. 34 00:01:40,530 --> 00:01:41,570 He's always screaming. 35 00:01:42,630 --> 00:01:44,590 You got him? You got the onesies? 36 00:01:44,830 --> 00:01:49,490 Yeah. I can't believe you got them. 37 00:01:50,230 --> 00:01:51,230 Dad, 38 00:01:51,790 --> 00:01:53,090 Dad, where are the onesies? 39 00:01:53,850 --> 00:01:54,850 They're in the bedroom. 40 00:01:55,150 --> 00:01:56,089 Oh, they are? 41 00:01:56,090 --> 00:01:57,090 Yeah. Oh, my God! 42 00:02:12,010 --> 00:02:14,150 You ready to watch the game? Fuck the onesies, you ready to watch the game? 43 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:28,400 So this was yours. Where did you get these from? 44 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:34,400 My dad got them for me. I'm so happy. Really? Yeah. That's so nice. I know. 45 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:35,480 Dad, you got you a present? 46 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:36,800 Right? 47 00:02:36,860 --> 00:02:37,860 They're cute. 48 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:39,040 They are cute. 49 00:02:39,340 --> 00:02:42,760 They're so cute. It's just small. Just how we like it, actually. 50 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:50,260 I know. I'm so excited. Look at the butt parts. I know, right? 51 00:02:51,540 --> 00:02:53,380 I keep this, like, off, generally. 52 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:57,620 Perfect. They're so cute. I know. We have to put them on. 53 00:02:58,020 --> 00:02:59,020 We are. 54 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:00,200 Yes, we do. 55 00:03:04,020 --> 00:03:05,020 We got tan. 56 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:06,600 I did get tan. 57 00:03:07,140 --> 00:03:08,520 Your boobs got bigger. 58 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,160 Yeah, they did. 59 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,760 Kind of, I think. I don't know. I hope not. 60 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:15,400 Oh, they did. That would be nice. 61 00:03:15,860 --> 00:03:16,860 Jump up and down. 62 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:19,740 Yeah. Yeah, they got bigger a little bit. Good. 63 00:03:20,180 --> 00:03:21,400 Can you take my hair off? 64 00:03:22,540 --> 00:03:23,540 Duh. 65 00:03:24,220 --> 00:03:25,220 Thank you. 66 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:26,960 You're so tan. 67 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:30,800 Aw, thank you. You're a lot better than last time at school. 68 00:03:32,620 --> 00:03:33,720 Let's rub our boots together. 69 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:35,140 Ooh, yeah. 70 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:39,280 Definitely better. We haven't done this in a while. 71 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:40,500 I know, right? 72 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:41,560 Long time no see. 73 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,520 Wow, that underwear, too. Can I slap her ass? 74 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,240 Slap away. 75 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:54,170 Yeah, I think I got bigger too. 76 00:03:55,170 --> 00:03:56,490 I've been working out. 77 00:03:56,710 --> 00:04:01,310 We have been working out. Oh my god, stop. What are you doing? Isn't your dad 78 00:04:01,310 --> 00:04:02,310 like right outside? 79 00:04:02,470 --> 00:04:04,890 My dad respects my privacy, okay? 80 00:04:05,390 --> 00:04:06,930 He won't come in here. 81 00:04:07,590 --> 00:04:09,610 Okay. I'm gonna take it off. 82 00:04:11,650 --> 00:04:16,190 Whatever. I mean, at least he bought you these onesies for us. I know, right? 83 00:04:16,529 --> 00:04:17,529 That's so sweet. 84 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:19,829 That's like so sweet of your daddy. 85 00:04:20,649 --> 00:04:22,850 Yeah, I'm so happy. Oh my gosh. 86 00:04:23,390 --> 00:04:25,230 You know, your dad's kind of cute. 87 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:28,570 Oh, Izzy. 88 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:30,990 He's so stressed lately. 89 00:04:31,930 --> 00:04:33,490 Oh my god, do you shave now? 90 00:04:33,790 --> 00:04:35,630 I do. Do you like it? Yeah. 91 00:04:36,030 --> 00:04:37,750 I know, right? Me too. 92 00:04:38,370 --> 00:04:40,030 Wow. Oh my goodness. 93 00:04:40,270 --> 00:04:43,730 I love it. I miss you so much. I miss you so much. You're so cute. 94 00:04:44,950 --> 00:04:48,910 Have you been working out too? I have been. Have you? Yeah. 95 00:04:49,610 --> 00:04:55,690 Like just a little bit. I know. I'm so happy I'm here. 96 00:04:55,970 --> 00:04:56,970 Me too. 97 00:04:58,710 --> 00:04:59,710 I'm so happy. 98 00:05:00,150 --> 00:05:01,390 Let's try our onesies on. 99 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:05,070 So cute. 100 00:05:08,970 --> 00:05:10,930 I don't even know how to get into this thing. 101 00:05:15,470 --> 00:05:18,190 I miss you. 102 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:24,020 I feel like a bunny in this one thing. I know. 103 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,760 We're like a little bunny hair girder. 104 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:32,440 Oh, but look at the bun. I know. I love it. 105 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:37,280 You can put it on and do it. I know. It's so cute. 106 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:38,619 I love them. 107 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:41,880 I can't believe he got these for you. I'm so happy he did. 108 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,360 I know, right? That's fucking crazy. 109 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:47,400 You should paint my nails. 110 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,250 Yeah. 111 00:05:52,570 --> 00:05:55,370 Oh my god, this color matches perfectly. 112 00:05:56,410 --> 00:05:58,590 It's so pretty on you. I know. 113 00:05:59,130 --> 00:06:01,550 Of course. 114 00:06:05,090 --> 00:06:06,890 It's gonna be such a good night. 115 00:06:07,330 --> 00:06:08,330 It is. 116 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:11,130 We're gonna have so much fun. 117 00:06:11,550 --> 00:06:12,730 I know, I'm so excited. 118 00:06:13,050 --> 00:06:14,250 What are we gonna do? 119 00:06:14,990 --> 00:06:18,630 Um, we can sleep or we could 120 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:20,440 Watch movies. 121 00:06:21,780 --> 00:06:23,160 Movies sound the best. 122 00:06:23,580 --> 00:06:25,540 Right? And cuddle. 123 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:28,660 Ooh, cuddling is my favorite. Because I haven't seen you in so long. 124 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:31,760 Yeah, cuddling is my favorite for sure. Right? 125 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:33,400 Okay. 126 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,560 Perfect. 127 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:40,700 How have you been with the fucking dudes lately? 128 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:45,960 You know, they're okay. I mean, honestly. Do you still talk to your ex? 129 00:06:47,460 --> 00:06:48,990 Chad? Yeah. 130 00:06:49,370 --> 00:06:51,670 Um, you know, I think he's gay, honestly. 131 00:06:52,350 --> 00:06:57,290 Oh my god, are you fucking kidding me? No, no, no. Why do you think that? 132 00:06:58,490 --> 00:07:03,770 Well, you know, he just barely went down on me. I just don't even understand it. 133 00:07:03,770 --> 00:07:05,850 I have such a fucking tight little pussy. 134 00:07:06,070 --> 00:07:10,110 What the fuck? That's so fucking stupid. Yeah, he has to be gay then because, I 135 00:07:10,110 --> 00:07:11,230 mean, I'd fuck you. 136 00:07:11,610 --> 00:07:12,750 Yeah, I'd fuck you. 137 00:07:13,110 --> 00:07:14,110 So, like... 138 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:15,620 Gay, must be gay. 139 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:18,940 Must be gay. Oh my gosh, that's such a cute ring. 140 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:20,500 Thank you. 141 00:07:21,260 --> 00:07:22,920 So how about you? 142 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:29,280 Um, I mean, it's been okay. I've been funning up a little bit. I don't, I 143 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:30,059 don't know. 144 00:07:30,060 --> 00:07:31,300 I've just been fun. 145 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:37,820 Yeah, I mean, you know, being single and you're single now too. That's crazy. 146 00:07:38,420 --> 00:07:42,280 I know, it's kind of a club. I know, we're never single at the same time. 147 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:47,820 I went to a few parties, and, like, I hooked up with, like, a few people, but 148 00:07:47,820 --> 00:07:53,840 I don't know. I mean, no one, like, that's relevant enough to be in my life. 149 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,720 That's really popped up, so it doesn't really matter. 150 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:57,320 I don't know. 151 00:07:57,380 --> 00:07:59,500 Yeah, that totally makes sense. 152 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:03,640 But, yeah, I mean. No one, like, not that good in bed, though? 153 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:07,140 It's just, like, yeah, like, I never come, like. 154 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:12,520 Ever. And you know how that is, like, especially with your ex. Yeah. Like, it 155 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:16,240 fucking sucks. I mean, like, come on. I want to fuck all the time. So, like, you 156 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:20,060 have to make me cum to be, like, dating me, you know. I know. We're nymphos. I 157 00:08:20,060 --> 00:08:21,060 know, 158 00:08:21,860 --> 00:08:25,340 right? Like, it's not hard to make a girl cum. It's not. It's really not. 159 00:08:26,020 --> 00:08:29,560 Like, I was, like, making myself cum. It was so bad. 160 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:31,019 Oh, God. 161 00:08:31,020 --> 00:08:34,620 Yeah, I know. Like, been there, done that. Annoying. Yeah, seriously. Like, 162 00:08:34,940 --> 00:08:36,020 hello, where's the dick? 163 00:08:36,380 --> 00:08:37,339 I know, right? 164 00:08:37,340 --> 00:08:38,500 I know. Here we go. 165 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:45,200 Dude, I knew Italy would play like that. They're so boring in these tournaments. 166 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:48,800 They were five minutes in. I know, but... If they were boring, why would 167 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:49,789 they be in the final? 168 00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:51,370 Because you can already tell what they're doing. 169 00:08:51,770 --> 00:08:53,210 Defensive, defensive, defensive. 170 00:08:53,430 --> 00:08:58,290 And then they just hope for some error and win. It's not attacking soccer at 171 00:08:58,290 --> 00:08:59,290 all. 172 00:08:59,950 --> 00:09:04,130 Every single tournament. I'm kind of hating on them. I think the Italians are 173 00:09:04,130 --> 00:09:06,830 trying to bore us to death. I think they're going to win. It doesn't matter 174 00:09:06,830 --> 00:09:08,090 if it's boring. They're going to win, man. 175 00:09:08,770 --> 00:09:12,050 Don't you remember in school that we played state every single year? 176 00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:17,870 Germany plays beautifully, though. They play like a cohesive half. They all go 177 00:09:17,870 --> 00:09:18,970 up and down the field. 178 00:09:19,819 --> 00:09:21,180 Italy just hit there. 179 00:09:22,740 --> 00:09:26,080 Yeah, like the one attack for Italy the whole first half. 180 00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:27,560 Give it away right there. 181 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,320 You know what? I'm telling you, Italy's going to win. 182 00:09:30,540 --> 00:09:35,340 Well, yeah, if they bore the Germans to death and we get the penalty kick. Are 183 00:09:35,340 --> 00:09:36,380 you ignoring me? Are you scared? 184 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:37,780 Did you hear me? You want to bet? 185 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,360 Put your money where my mouth is. 186 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,380 Yeah, 187 00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:45,720 Germany is definitely going to win. I just hope it doesn't go to PKs. 188 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,760 Even then they still win usually. 189 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:51,660 What bet do you want to make, man? 190 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:52,879 Italy's going to win. 191 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:53,880 All right, I'll bet. 192 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:55,280 Yeah? I'm going to bet. 193 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:59,720 Bet $100. I just lost on those onesies I had to buy. 194 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:02,260 $100. Italy's going to win. I'll take your $100. 195 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:05,660 You want to give it to me now or when the game's over? No, I'll take it. I'll 196 00:10:05,660 --> 00:10:10,120 take it. Dude, my car is in the shop again. That $100 is like all I have. 197 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:13,240 The suspension, the valve in the middle broke. 198 00:10:13,660 --> 00:10:17,720 I'm telling you. The front and back suspension mixed together. The fluid. 199 00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:22,400 I'm telling you, man, you got that midlife crisis. I got my electric 200 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:25,580 vehicle, bro. I look like a fucking pussy, but you know what? I never forget 201 00:10:25,580 --> 00:10:30,800 it. That Mercedes since 99, dude. I had it since 99, but it's a nice car. 202 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:31,939 You can't say that. 203 00:10:31,940 --> 00:10:34,700 Yeah, that's why I'm driving that truck for the meantime, man. 204 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:36,020 It's always in the shop. 205 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,080 It's been in the shop for a while, yeah. 206 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:42,520 That's because when your wife left, she took the good car, man. That's what 207 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:43,520 happens. 208 00:10:44,980 --> 00:10:45,980 Let's go. Go cross. 209 00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:47,900 Fuck, man. Just give it a go. 210 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:49,480 Whatever. Oh, I told you. 211 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,300 They're playing for the tie. 212 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:52,760 That's all they do. 213 00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:53,940 There's nothing wrong with that. 214 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:57,340 There's everything wrong with that. I'm telling you, by the way, one new car. 215 00:10:57,340 --> 00:10:58,620 We're running a tournament today. 216 00:10:58,980 --> 00:10:59,980 You get a new car? 217 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:01,760 Wait, wait. 218 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,500 Can you go get us a drink, bro? Give me a drink. All right, all right, all 219 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:05,500 right. 220 00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:07,220 Dad! 221 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,620 I'm getting kind of sleepy. 222 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:10,100 Me too. 223 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:15,800 They need to come tuck us in. They do need to come tuck us in. I'd love it if 224 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,060 my daddy tucked me in. Me too! 225 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,300 Can you tuck us in, Daddy? 226 00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:23,140 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 227 00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:25,440 These are the onesies? You like them? 228 00:11:25,740 --> 00:11:27,420 I do. They're so cute. 229 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:29,660 You're glad we came up here? 230 00:11:30,580 --> 00:11:32,140 Uh-huh. 231 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:34,100 There you go. Thank you. 232 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:37,680 Tucked in. 233 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:41,040 All nice and ready for bed. 234 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:44,160 You good? All right. Watch your things there. 235 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:47,000 All right. All right. Good night. 236 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:48,480 You guys going to sleep? 237 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,100 We're going to watch the game. 238 00:11:50,740 --> 00:11:52,460 Okay, we'll turn that because it's 30. 239 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,000 It's really cold, Elizabeth. 240 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,920 It's really cold. Jenna, are you cold? 241 00:12:06,180 --> 00:12:11,040 Yeah. Oh, my gosh. I should get my dad in here and just, like, have him warm me 242 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,040 up. It's really cold. 243 00:12:12,260 --> 00:12:13,260 Dad! 244 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:28,300 Yeah, can you please warm her up for just a little bit? Can you warm her up? 245 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:29,380 Can we turn on the heat? 246 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:32,620 No, just like cuddle with her for just a little bit. Yeah, it's just like really 247 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:33,620 cold in here. 248 00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:37,220 Cuddle with her? Yeah, she's just so cold. Can't you see? What are you doing? 249 00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:39,240 I really don't think that's appropriate. 250 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:40,500 Come on, please. 251 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,920 Please, just for a little bit. 252 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,480 Fine, just for a second. 253 00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:49,140 Thank you so much. Of course. 254 00:12:49,340 --> 00:12:50,640 You're so nice. 255 00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:52,660 I'm so glad. 256 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:54,100 Come on, Dad. Hurry up. 257 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,820 I'm not going to wear my shoes on the bed, sweetie. 258 00:12:57,120 --> 00:13:00,080 You better not. It's so cold. 259 00:13:01,060 --> 00:13:06,100 Thank you so much. 260 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,380 Oh, yeah. That's so much better. 261 00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:10,980 I know. It's so much warmer. 262 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:17,680 I'm so messed up. 263 00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:36,910 Elizabeth. Stop. 264 00:13:37,390 --> 00:13:38,530 Dad. 265 00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:44,690 No. 266 00:13:46,230 --> 00:13:49,370 Oh, my God. 267 00:13:49,570 --> 00:13:53,190 What is wrong with you? Dad. 268 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:32,290 This is not the most common thing, but... 269 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,000 Thank you. 270 00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:23,670 Thank you. 271 00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:02,390 Daddy. 272 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:42,480 Insane. 273 00:26:38,250 --> 00:26:39,250 Let's take this onesie off. 274 00:26:39,630 --> 00:26:40,630 Yeah. 275 00:26:43,330 --> 00:26:44,330 Yeah. 276 00:26:48,510 --> 00:26:49,510 Yeah. 277 00:26:56,910 --> 00:26:59,590 Oh, God. I'm going to lie to this fucking car. 278 00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:20,500 Well, that's all night. 279 00:33:21,460 --> 00:33:22,460 Yeah. 280 00:33:59,980 --> 00:34:00,980 So fucking... 281 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:38,900 Yeah. 282 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,300 That was so much fun. 283 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:09,740 That was fun, but you girls should go back to bed, I think. Yeah, get back in 284 00:36:09,740 --> 00:36:10,740 bed. 285 00:36:11,020 --> 00:36:12,020 We've got to tuck you in. 286 00:36:12,780 --> 00:36:13,780 All right. 287 00:36:14,580 --> 00:36:15,960 If we have to. 288 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,200 Right. 289 00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:18,100 All 290 00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:31,860 right. 291 00:36:32,060 --> 00:36:35,320 All right. You should sleep well now. No more nightmares.